Infuse other aspects of your life into conversation.Go with that and consider it a positive sign. During conversation, he may mention he has gay friends.You don’t want to waste your time with a homophobe. If he sticks around, take it as a positive sign. He’ll either take off fast and ghost you or he’ll stick around. After you reveal that you are into men, one of two things will happen.If he asks you about girls, just tell him you two are on different teams. I’m not saying scream it from the rooftops. Instead, you need to embrace who you are. The minute you tell a straight boy you are heterosexual, it kills any opportunity for a hook up. Regardless of what you read elsewhere, take it from me that it’s a bad idea. I’m here to tell you the absolute worst thing you can do is pretend to be straight. Don't pretend to be straight – it will scare him off 3. See the next point because it’s a biggie. Play your cards close to your vest but not too close. Have a conversation but avoid being super nice or agreeable. Examples: “What do you think of the Dolphins this year?” OR “What’s a good gym in town – I’m looking for a new one.” Identify areas where you share things in common. Straights do the same thing! And it’s not the stereotypical BS we hear about either.Įngage in small talk about basic stuff. As gay men, we are culturally different and communicate with our own lingo. Instead, I’m simply suggesting you need to be aware of how straight boys think. Don’t confuse this with pretending to be straight. If you want to get with straight boys, you’ve got to adopt his mindset. Vibe out something lumbersexual if possible.Project laid back, down to earth persona.When you communicate, speak with certainty.Don’t stare but do establish eye contact.Fist bump the straight boy instead of a handshake.But for me to offer this advice, I’ve got to keep it real, based on experience. Please don’t think I’m shaming anyone because I’m not. Look, I realize what I’m about to say may be offensive but it needs to be stated: you’ve also got to come off manly. And that can only happen if you project confidence. Instead, you need to be the one in charge. I’m not trying to rain on your parade but from experience I’m here to tell you that when it does happen, it won’t be like what you read in gay stories where the guy just magically whips it out.
More than anything else, your confidence is going to determine what happens. If you can channel that kind of energy, you’ll find that these men will approach you a whole bunch more. So, it’s like this – if there's one thing straight boys dig more than anything, it's a fit bod. Think of it as motivation for the gym, ok? You don’t have be a bodybuilder but if you want to nut with the one you’ve been eyeing, your body needs to be comparable. Straight boys respect other well-built guys – a lot! There’s nothing like knowing his manhood is swimming through your system after guzzling him down, you know?Īnyway, I’m about to tell you a big secret so listen up. When the dude squirts his milk out, it’s kind of indescribable. Think what you want but I just prefer getting with them. While certainly not a model, I'm not ugly either. I’m a 35-year old gay man that lives in Florida.
So, you are probably wondering how I was able to gulp down his seed? Well, I’m about to tell you.īefore we get too far in, I'm thinking you might curious who is authoring this piece. I swear, there’s something in the water for these backwoods types, you know? The dude has one of the thickest pieces I’ve ever seen or serviced. His name is *Trent and I’m going to level with you. When I called the telecom company up to get the work done, he happened to be the repairman they dispatched.
I needed my home phone system rewired because I live in an old building. In any event, we met somewhat on accident. While hard to describe, he’s about 6’1, 180 lbs. The dude is 27, recently hitched and drives a pickup. In fact, we still kick it once in a while. The last straight boy who went gay for me was a real looker. Maybe you can relate? Don't be fooled by the flannel and jeans with straight guys To be more specific, I like the process of getting him to let down his guard and eventually – his pants.